by Bob Kanefsky Inspired by following Steve and Valery on a trip to visit Victor.
Parody of "Elfglade" by Meg Davis from the album "Captin Jack and the Mermaid"
 
Yes, we're lost
No we can't be
Yes, we are- you missed the exit
Take 580 back to Oakland
Through the turn and through the valley

Yes, we're lost
No we can't be
I was using your directions
We have gone to far this night
Turn back at the traffic light

Steel and Gas and Burning Rubber
Power of a hundred horses
Loud as thunder, bright as headlights
Waist of time and waist of power
We've been lost for half an hour

Waist of time and waist of power
We've been lost for half an hour