Out of the Doghouse
By Melissa Pinol, 23-Feb-96
Parody of The Ride by Brian PearsonBrian Pearson
(From the album "Tam Lin")
(Chorus) Out of the doghouse On the road to the trash we go Black, brown and spotted Hunting our ancient foes! O poodles and shepards asleep in the sun Come join us on our wild run! Open your ears to our howling spell Come run, come run, with the hounds of hell! Beware, O cats if you leave your houses We'll hunt you like you hunt them mouses Mailmen as you follow your routes Beware, beware, that the pack is out! Dog catchers driving down the road We'll surround your trucks and steal your souls Neither net nor noose can help you now As we drown out your radio pleas with howls! Dog-haters all, don't take the chance We'll bite you all in the seat of the pants We'll nip at your ankles and drive you home Beware, beware, till the pack is gone! We'll find your trash cans one by one And scatter their contents on your lawn We'll dig up your flowers and crap on the grass Beware, beware till the pack has passed!